So I blab a lot, and this is who I like to blab about:
(For purposes of anonymity, they will all be given cute little pseudonyms)
My husband: Our seventh anniversary is coming up this spring. They have been the best seven years of my life. Even when they sucked. But we'll get into that more later. I'll be calling him Canon. "L" is for love, honey.
My daughter: Baby Em. Born on Friday the 13th. She's gorgeous, but you'll have to trust me on that one.
The Puppies: Lucy and Murphy. They are golden fluffs of energy who can leap 5-foot walls in a single bound. Even while hindered by chronic hip pain.
All others, including Terri Schiavo, George W. Bush and Jon Stewart will be referred to by their real names.