Tuesday, April 12, 2005

Are you like me? Pick one.

So there's a pot-luck coming up at work.

Again.

I think we all know by now the dangers of blogging about work, so I won't go there. But it did get me thinking, after I noticed that one of my more consistent co-workers had signed up to bring slushburgers. I shudder just typing that. Now, if you live anywhere near me, you're intimate with slush and all the dirty ice, pebbly gravel and melty shoe-prints that it entails. So why would you ever want to spoon that between a bun and take a bite? Come on, what is with you people?

So what do you say? Choose "slushburger" if you must. I promise to mock you quietly.

Slushburger, sloppy joe or barbeque?

Gray duck or Goose?

Do you "put gas on," "fill up the tank" or "get gas"?

Bubbler, water fountain or cooler?

Hot dish or casserole?

Buffet or Smorgasbord?

Pop or soda?

Sub, hoagie or po'boy?

Supper or dinner?

Tennis shoes, track shoes or sneakers?

Bitch, whore, or wife? (thanks for the help, Honey.) (He's sick, people, you really can't blame him.)

"Eh?" "Yeah, sure" or "You betcha?"

That last one is more of a trick question. If you live in Fargo, it's all three.

2 comments:

Alison said...

I know this post is a little old, but I did want to respond. :)

Slushburger, sloppy joe or barbeque?
sloppy joe
Gray duck or Goose?
goose
Do you "put gas on," "fill up the tank" or "get gas"?
get gas
Bubbler, water fountain or cooler?
water fountain
Hot dish or casserole?
casserole
Buffet or Smorgasbord?
buffet
Pop or soda?
coke (even if it isn't actually the brand name coke) whether it is a sprite, dr. pepper, etc, they are referred to as cokes around here
Sub, hoagie or po'boy?
sub
Supper or dinner?
dinner
Tennis shoes, track shoes or sneakers?
tennis shoes
Bitch, whore, or wife? (thanks for the help, Honey.) (He's sick, people, you really can't blame him.)
all three ;)
"Eh?" "Yeah, sure" or "You betcha?"
yeah, sure

Kelli said...

Also a bit behind the ball but catching up!

Slushburger, sloppy joe or barbeque?
sloppy joe

Gray duck or Goose?
goose

Do you "put gas on," "fill up the tank" or "get gas"?
get gas

Bubbler, water fountain or cooler?
water fountain

Hot dish or casserole?
casserole

Buffet or Smorgasbord?
buffet

Pop or soda?
soda

Sub, hoagie or po'boy?
sub

Supper or dinner?
dinner

Tennis shoes, track shoes or sneakers?
sneakers

Bitch, whore, or wife?
Depends on the day and the mood!

"Eh?" "Yeah, sure" or "You betcha?"
yeah, sure